He's pathetic, obscene, offensive, petty & stupid. He's Loogy.
Loogy Breaks His Nose

Comic Script:

Character #1: “Holy hell man! What did you do to your face?”

Loogy: “Well, I was walking down the street and saw this beautiful girl. Instantly I got a massive erection. So here I am just wagging my junk every which-a-way, not paying attention to where I was going, when I…”

Loogy: “…walked into a wall with my boner and broke my nose.”