He’s vulgar, offensive, disgusting & stupid. He’s Loogy.

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me; Her gorgeous younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore tight miniskirts, and generally went around bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day, her “little” sister calls and asks me to come over and check wedding invitations. Alone when I arrived, she whispers to me that she had feelings and a burning desire for me that she simply couldn’t overcome. She tells me that she wants me inside her just once before I get married and become committed to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t utter a word.

She says, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take me.”

Stunned, I watch her saunter up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned around and headed straight out through the front door.

Running straight towards my car, lo and behold, I see my entire future family all standing outside on the lawn, clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugs me and says, “We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.