He’s vulgar, offensive, disgusting & stupid. He’s Loogy.

Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The first hobo says, “Today I found $20 dollars, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!”

The second hobo replies, “Oh yeah? My day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day long!”

Nice! Did you get a blow job?” the first bum asks excitedly.

“Naw,…” the second hobo sheepishly responds. “I couldn’t find her head.”